Wednesday, March 30, 2011


I came across this video clip in an article from Mashable, titled "10 Vintage Visions of The Future"
I totally loved this short, and am proud to share it in my blog...

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Party To-Go!

Party on the down-low,  with these innovative Dram Sandals, by Reef.  While they may look like an ordinary sandal, they have a surprise inside!  Each sandal has a 3oz flask embedded into each heel! That's about 4 shots, per sandal! Ready for summer, and will make a perfect gift for your favorite alcoholic!

Monday, March 21, 2011

bustin' out the Burkini!

Preserve your modesty in style, with these breezy Birkinis! You will be the talk of the  الشاطئ (beach) when you strut your way to the water's edge!  These Birkinis are fully Halal compliant, so you can spend endless, worry free days, frolicking in the sea with your closest gal-pals! 

I like to write about dresses. But my true love? Cars.

I seem to have a fledging knack for pitching women's clothing, and accessories, however, my true, life long love, is for cars.  Lately, I've been learning more about marketing.  I recently came across an effective example of "Guerrilla" marketing used by Nissan, in Europe, to increase interest in the new GT-R Super Car.  Their approach was innovative, simple, and successful. Check it out, in the link below!

It's prom season, bitches!

Perfect for Prom, Cotillions, or any other formal Spring event, you will be limelight ready, in this gorgeous Victorian style Full-length Ball Gown. 

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Show the world what you're made of, with this genuine 14k Gold Electro-Plate Dollar Sign Pendant!  Painstakingly crafted, and inlaid with genuine Austrian Crystals, your bling will sparkle from a mile away. Available exclusively through our catalog, you will be the princess of your hood! 
(Neckchain not inclued.  Pendant contains .00000459mgs of actual gold)

Thursday, March 17, 2011

It's a pillow! It's a nightcap!

Sleep can happen *anywhere* with this innovative night cap, and pillow set.  Perfect for the modern businesswoman, this classic striped night cap features an attachable pillow! Made of  pure, 100% Bangladeshi Cotton, you will never travel again, without it!!! 

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

When can soap become a lifestyle statement? When it's OLD SPICE!

I must applaud Old Spice for such colorful word use in it's presentation of... (prepare for an ear full..)
Old Spice High Endurance Pure Sport Body Wash.
Where else, but in men's care product pitch,  do you encounter statements such as..
"Lather CHOKESLAMS dirt and odor away.".
That's right. CHOKESLAMS.
The sold-at-Costco 3 pack has such gratifying statements printed on it's outside packaging...
Finally, the product promises..

See more amazing statements about Old Spice High Endurance Pure Sport Body Wash here..
Show your inner Disco Diva, with this slinky, 70's throwback! You'll be the belle of the ball, in this flirty red number.  Perfect for parties, or nights out on the town, this original, vintage Joy Stevens Spaghetti Strapped evening gown will make you a star! 

Monday, March 14, 2011

Alliteration? Fun with F.

giddy up giddy up, 409!
I would not enjoy funding the fueling of a 409 cubic inch engine, especially with fuel prices at $4.09 per gallon.

Foley, the fastidious feline, finally followed Falco, The Austrian Falcon, fifty five miles into the future. Fortuitously, Felix was fantastically entertained by Falco's innovative brand of European Pop Music. 

(Falco, the human, died. He was reincarnated as Falco, the Future Falcon.... Foley's friend!) 

fantastically fortuitous to find a free fish fillet!!!! 

Welcome to the laboratory.

I hate the word ironic, at this point.  I am rummaging through my mind, trying to think of how to creatively describe the purpose of this blog, yet I'm smacked in the face with the painful irony of brain block! This blog is simply a personal outlet, and experimental ground, focusing on creative use of words, in the English language.  I'm not a writer, a poet, nor do I have many creative outlets.  I do however, enjoy putting a creative spin on what I share with the world, verbally, or on social networking sites, so I am using this as an outlet to cohesively develop a few basic web skills, celebrate examples of creative wording in marketing, popular culture, and hopefully as a place to further cultivate my own verbal abilities.